Arnav Venkatesh - The boy picking up the writing hobby early on in the path of his grand father - Dr. Anandarama Upadhya ಅಜ್ಜ ಡಾ. ಆನಂದರಾಮ ಉಪಾಧ್ಯರ ಬರವಣಿಗೆ ಹಾದಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇಗ ಬಿದ್ದ ಮೊಮ್ಮಗ ಅರ್ಣವ್‌ ವೆಂಕಟೇಶ್

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This blog is both in Kannada and English (at the end)

ವೈದಿಕ ಬ್ರಾಹ್ಮಣರೊಬ್ಬರ ಮಗನಾಗಿ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದ ಡಾ. ಆನಂದರಾಮ ಉಪಾಧ್ಯರು ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಪಾಡಿಗೆ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಿಂಗ್‌ ವೃತ್ತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬಿದ್ದರೂ ಅವರ ಸಂಶೋಧನೆ ಮತ್ತು ಬರವಣಿಗೆಯ ತುಡಿತ ತೀವ್ರವಿದ್ದು, ಸಮಾನಾಂತರದಲ್ಲಿ ಕನ್ನಡ ಭಾಷೆಯ ಕುರಿತಾದ  ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ವಿದ್ಯಾಭ್ಯಾಸ ಪಡೆದರು, ಹಾಗೂ ಸ್ನಾತಕೋತ್ತರ ಪದವಿ ಮತ್ತು ಡಾಕ್ಟರೇಟ್‌ ಪದವಿಗೆ ಹುಟ್ಟೂರಿನ ಅತೀ ಸೆಳೆತದ ವಿಷಯವಾದ ಯಕ್ಷಗಾನವನ್ನೇ ಆರಿಸಿಕೊಂಡರು, ನಂತರದಲ್ಲೂ ಯಕ್ಷಗಾನದ ಮೇಲೆ ಪುಸ್ತಕಗಳನ್ನು ಬರೆಯುತ್ತಾ ಹೋದ ಉಪಾಧ್ಯರು ನಿವೃತ್ತಿಯ ನಂತರವೂ ಕನ್ನಡ ಕಲಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ, ಹಾಗೂ ಅನೇಕ  ಸಂದರ್ಭಗಳಲ್ಲಿ  ಯಕ್ಷಗಾನ ವಿಷಯವೂ ಸೇರಿ ಪ್ರಬಂಧ / ಲೇಖನ/ ಪುಸ್ತಕಗಳನ್ನು ಬರೆಯುತ್ತಲೇ ಬಂದಿದ್ದಾರೆ.

ನಮ್ಮ ಯಕ್ಷವಾಹಿನಿ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಯ ವಿಶ್ವಸ್ಥರಲ್ಲೊಬ್ಬರಾದ ಡಾ. ಆನಂದರಾಮ ಉಪಾಧ್ಯರ ವೈಯಕ್ತಿಕ ಗ್ರಂಥಾಲಯದಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಯಕ್ಷಗಾನ ಪ್ರಸಂಗ ಪುಸ್ತಕಗಳು ನಮ್ಮ ಪ್ರಸಂಗಪ್ರತಿಸಂಗ್ರಹ ಯೋಜನೆಗೆ ಅವಶ್ಯವಿದ್ದುದರಿಂದ ಅವರ ಮನೆಗೆ ನಿನ್ನೆ ಹೋದಾಗ, ಅವರ ಮೊಮ್ಮಗ ಅರ್ಣವ್‌ ವೆಂಕಟೇಶನ (ಹನ್ನೊಂದು ವರ್ಷದ ಹುಡುಗ) ಪರಿಚಯವೂ ಆಯಿತು, ಅವನು ಬರೆದ ಚೊಚ್ಚಲ ಪುಸ್ತಕದ ಉಡುಗೊರೆಯೂ ಆಯಿತು, ಅದರ ಸುತ್ತಲಿನ ಮಾತುಕತೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಅವನ ಮೊದಲ ಬರವಣಿಗೆಯ ಸಾಹಸದ ಕಥೆಯೂ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿತು.

ಡಾ. ಆನಂದರಾಮ ಉಪಾಧ್ಯರ ಮಗಳು ಸೀಮಂತಿನಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಅಳಿಯ ವೆಂಕಟೇಶ್‌ ಎಸ್‌. ಎನ್.‌ ಅವರ ಪುತ್ರ ಅರ್ಣವ್.‌ ತನ್ನ ಹೆತ್ತವರೊಂದಿಗೆ ಆಫ್ರಿಕಾದ ಮಸೈಮಾರಾಕ್ಕೆ ಪ್ರವಾಸ ಹೋದಾಗ, ಅಪ್ಪ ಅವನಿಗೆ ವಿಶೇಷವಾದ, ವನ್ಯಛಾಯಾಗ್ರಹಣಕ್ಕೆ ಅನುಕೂಲವಾದ ಕೆಮರಾವನ್ನು ಬಾಡಿಗೆಗೆ ಕೊಡಿಸಿದರು, ಅವರದ್ದೇ ಕೆಮರಾ ಅವರಿಗೇ ಬೇಕಿತ್ತಲ್ಲ. ಮೊದಲೇ ಛಾಯಾಗ್ರಹಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಪ್ಪನ ಕೆಮರಾದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೈಯಾಡಿಸಿದ್ದ ಅರ್ಣವ್‌ ಚಿತ್ರಗಳನ್ನು ತೆಗೆಯುತ್ತಾ ಹೋದ, ಚಿತ್ರಗಳು ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ಬಂದವಲ್ಲ, ಅವುಗಳ ಸುತ್ತ ತನ್ನ ಅನುಭವದ ಆಧಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಚಿತ್ರಪುಸ್ತಕವನ್ನೇ ಬರೆದ, ತಂದೆತಾಯಿಗಳು ಅದನ್ನು ಧರಣಿ ಪ್ರಿಂಟರ್ಸ ಮೂಲಕ ಪ್ರಕಾಶಿಸಿದರು.  ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಇತ್ತ ಮಾರಾಟಕ್ಕೂ ಹೋಯಿತು.
   ಅಮೆಙಾನ್‌, ಸ್ವಪ್ನಾ ಬುಕ್‌ ಹೌಸ್‌ ಇತ್ಯಾದಿ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಈ ಪುಸ್ಕಕವು ಮಾರಾಟಕ್ಕೂ ಲಭ್ಯವಿದೆ.
 www.amazon.in: Masai-Mara-Travelogue -Arnav Venkatesh

ಈ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಬಿಡುಗಡೆಯ ಸಂದರ್ಭ, ಅರ್ಣವ್‌ ಅದಕ್ಕಾಗಿಯೇ ಸಮಾರಂಭ ಒಂದರ ಹೊರೆ ತನ್ನ ಹೆತ್ತವರಿಗೆ ಬೇಡ ಎಂದ, ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಅದರ ಕುರಿತಾಗಿ ನಮಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಸುದ್ದಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ, ನನಗೆ ಸುದ್ದಿ ಕೊಡಬೇಕೆನ್ನಿಸಿತು. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಈ ಬರಹ.

ಹುಡುಗ ಪ್ರಾಯದವರಿಗಾಗಿಯೇ ಹುಡುಗನೊಬ್ಬ ತಾನೇ ವನ್ಯ ಛಾಯಾಚಿತ್ರಗಳನ್ನು ತೆಗೆದು ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಬರೆದುದರಿಂದ ಈ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಗಮನಾರ್ಹ, ಹಾಗೂ ಮುಂದೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ಬರವಣಿಗೆಯ ಸಾಹಸದಲ್ಲಿ ಈ ಹುಡುಗ ತೊಡಗಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಅಗಾಧವಾಗಿ ಬೆಳೆಯುತ್ತಾ ಹೋಗಬಲ್ಲ ಎಂಬಲ್ಲೂ ಈ ಚೊಚ್ಚಲ ಬರವಣಿಗೆ ಗಮನಾರ್ಹ.  ಇದನ್ನು ಓದುವ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ವನ್ಯ ಪ್ರಾಣಿಗಳ ಮೇಲೆ ಆಸಕ್ತಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚುವುದಲ್ಲದೇ ತಾನೂ ಈ ರೀತಿಯ ಸೃಜನಶೀಲ ಸಾಹಸಗಳಿಗೆ ಏಕೆ ಇಳಿಯಬಾರದು ಎಂಬ ಸ್ಫೂರ್ತಿ ಸುಳಿಯದೇ ಇರದು, ಅವರ ತಂದೆತಾಯಿಗಳಿಗೂ ಆ ಕುರಿತಾದ ಚಂತನೆ ಬಂದೀತು, ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಈ ಸಾಹಸವು ಪ್ರಶಂಸನೀಯವಾಗಿದೆ.

ಇದೇ ರೀತಿಯ ಯಶಸ್ಸು ತುಂಬಿದ ಅನೇಕ ಕ್ತೃತಿಗಳ ಸುತ್ತ  ಬರವಣಿಗೆಯ ಸಾಹಸದ  ವರ್ಣಮಯ ಬದುಕನ್ನು ಅರ್ಣವನಿಗೆ ಹಾರೈಸುತ್ತೇನೆ.
- ನಟರಾಜ ಉಪಾಧ್ಯ

(In English)

Dr. Anandarama Upadhya is a banker by profession and a researcher / writer in Kannada by qualification and hobby.  He pursued higher education in the language of Kannada while working in the banking profession, and chose his favorite subject Yakshagana as his further academic research subject. Since retirement, he is busy teaching in Kannada and writing books /articles around various subjects including his favorite topic Yakshagana.

Dr. Anandarma Upadhya is one of the trustees of Yakshavahini, dedicated to empower Yakshagana literature documentation for free global use through the internet. I needed his prized collections of Yakshagana prasanga books for our project of PrasangaPrathiSangraha (scanning of Yakshagana Prasanga books and making them available on the net), and was in his home to collect the books. I met with his grandson Arnav Venkatesh, the son of Seemanthini (Anandrama Upadhya's daughter) and Venkatesh S N. Arnav is just 11 years old.

As we spoke, I learned about his recent writing adventure, also got his published travelogue book as a gift for me. As the story around this book unfolded, I felt that this adventure needs some publicity in my circle, especially because Arnav declined publicity event during the book release to avoid additional burden to his parents.

This book is quite impressive from the perspective that the wild life photographs used are taken by Arnav himself. Though he had dabbled with his dad's camera before, dad was busy in this trip with his own camera, so he borrowed another camera exclusively for Arnav which too was suitable for wildlife photography. Arnav's photos came well, so he decided to write a travelogue around them, the parents arranged for the publication and the book was published through Dharani Printers.

This book is written by a kid, and for kids. But the parents of the kids too should consider this book. While the books stands on its own to justify its value for the young readers, the inspiration value for the young minds is quite high when they ask the very important question for themselves as to what will it take to engage in such amazing creative adventure in their own context. The parents too will mull around the same question as to how they can help their kid's creativity further now.

The book is available on Amazon:  www.amazon.in: Masai-Mara-Travelogue -Arnav Venkatesh

I wish greater fun and adventure ahead for Arnav, around creativity, especially in writing.

- Nataraja Upadhya

Proposal: Lead a national discussion and alignment towards principle based national taxation reform agenda #Budget FY20 #CrowdSourcing #Nirmala Sitharaman

#Budget FY20 #CrowdSourcing #Nirmala Sitharaman

Dear Nirmala Sitharaman Ji,

Thank you for your openness to listen to ideas towards presenting an effective budget in July. While I am not an economist, like to propose some common sense principles which when incorporated will go long way in not only uplifting India into a developed country, but also elevate the promises of NDA to the nation to a new benchmark for decades to come.

Context:

NDA convinced the majority of the voters of India on principle based leadership, nationalism, inclusiveness, socialistic reforms to alleviate poverty and social inequality etc. etc.  It is a great opportunity now to nudge the entire gamut of  economic activities including raw materials, production, distribution, retail, consumption, service, imports / exports, financial markets etc. etc. into a principle based leadership driven by a framework which optimises all the key variables including GDP growth, fiscal balance, monitory health, national productivity growth, global competitiveness, rationalization of both equity and equality, and most importantly the conservation and leverage of natural resources and national heritage.

The Key Proposal:

Therefore, ahead of arriving at the nitigrities of the budget proposal, it is important to lead the nation into a debate towards formation of a Reformed Taxation/Subsidy framework, which ensures the following:
  * Educates the entire nation into a principle based economic agenda and associated reforms
  * Empowers the economic and social circles into a constant constructive and innovative nation building process with shared vision, principles and values
  * Simplifies the communication model and reform agenda due to transparency, communication, innovations and collaborations
  * Sets high benchmark to the nation as to the economic agenda, thereby speeding up the journey of the nation into the ranks of developed countries

Key Enablers:

* National Taxation and Subsidy Framework driven by principles, key objectives and priorities.  Shown above is a rudimentary aspect of such a framework.

* An effective interaction model with economic communities to align the national reality to such a principle based framework and identification of unforeseen exceptions and associated further reform agenda / planning

* A cabinet / PM level Assessment committee which includes independent experts as observers and advisors, constantly feeding valuable reforms at all levels: concept, architecture, design, development, testing, deployment, maintenance /enhancement and life cycle management of specific programs pertaining to reform agenda. This panel also addresses the bench-marking and standardization related global competitiveness, opportunity windows, national productivity, economic innovations etc. etc.

Some Key Features:

* Implementation of globally proven key best practices including Singpore model of taxtion, Swiss model for poverty elimination initially, but aim to become a global leader and role model for economic reforms and innovations.

* Avoid abusive or exploitative taxation mindset completely.  For example, 28% GST for two wheelers is punitive. Petrol as an import could be taxed highly, but not the production, distribution  and usage of essentials like two wheelers.

* Aim at reducing wastage, cost of tax collection and accounting, beauracratic and admin overheads etc. Encourage environmental conservation and leverage.

* Align national pride and heritage into a heightened economic agenda /activity.  Empower the Indian economic soceity to lead the reform agenda through entrepreneurship and innovations, reduce government obstacles and oversight, automate governance and metrics.

* Let NDA stand for Economic Empowerment of Individuals and Communities nationwide. Reverse the conversation from people asking government as to what it is doing to help towards government asking people as to why not doing more as now there are no obstacles, ease of doing business, no more excuses and why not every household of India is not becoming a hub of economic activity of some sort

* Have a 5 year execution plan for the implementation of framework through the current tenure of NDA. Set benchmarks of success measures for the whole 5 year term and for each successive year. Aim very high, implement realistically, in steps, with transparency, empowerment and leadership of the world class experts and professionals committed to the cause at par with the PM and the FM.

Expectations are high as to the economic reforms through this NDA term. I am very confident that your leadership will deliver beyond expectations and do more than the justice to the trust this nation has confirmed under the leadership of Shri Narendra Modi.

Thank you Madam,
Nataraja Upadhya
An ordinary citizen of India 


 

ಬರೇ 83 ರೂಪಾಯಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಈ ಸ್ಟೂಲಿಗೆ ಕೊಟ್ಯಾ೦ತರ ಬೆಲೆ, ಯಾಕೆ ಗೊತ್ತೇ? This stool costed me only Rs. 83, but it is worth millions! Do you know why?

(ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಓದಿ)

Yes, this boring and ugly simple plastic stool costs only Rs. 83, but it is worth millions. How?  

In life, usually when we seek one thing, we tend to miss out on other thing. When we long for both, we are stuck in a catch-22, most of the times we will struggle to hold on to one of them, and sometimes miss on both things. But innovation is one vehicle which sometimes can get the best of both and free us from the catch-22. Hence  we need to be tuned to innovations wherever we seek to raise above the catch-22.  This story is one such success.

For an Indian, the world is divided into two, the world of Indian commode and the world of western commode, when it comes to the big job at the toilet. The western commode offers the comfort of sitting and the Indian commode offers the right way of sitting suitable for the process of shitting. Many old people cant even sit in the squatting position demanded by the Indian commodes. Some homes may offer both the options, but many homes and establishments offer only one type of commode.

With the dominant western culture globally, the western commode is taking over the world. But the western commode, while offering comfort of sitting, has a serious disadvantage. It tends to block the passage of shit due to the bend of the canal in sitting positing. The shitting process becomes not so smooth and stressful. Applying pressure to get the shit out causes inflammations and gradual development of more serious problems like piles, pistula and what not. The joy of life is lost for many in this world for the simple reason that getting the shit out is a mountainous effort.

So, someone in the west, keenly studying the benefits of age old wisdom, arrived at an innovation which combines the best of the both worlds.

If one can use a small stool in front of the western commode, the raised legs now simulate the squatting position of the Indian commode, the bend in the shit passage is corrected, the shit passes smoothly and completely, the joy of shitting returns, for every day and for every time. The cumulative development of serious issues down there will be avoided or can be cured eventually.

Talk to anyone who has serious issues with shitting, they will value this comfort at more than millions.

(Picture courtesy: the video link given below)

So, if you are using a western toilet, one who regularly uses the Indian toilet could have called you a fool, but not any more, if you can add this small adage to your toilet, and use this stool to raise your leg.

In the US, one company has designed a contoured stool, patented it, and is selling them in millions and making money in billions. Since this contoured product is patented, no one should copy it and commercialize it. Such an imported stool is available on e-commerce and costs thousand rupees or so.

But, if you are the smart one, you will use a small stool like this for now.

There is no more excuse to sit in a squatting position when it comes to the big job.

Now onwards, anyone using a western toilet and not raising the leg to get squatting position should be called a fool. Why? Try it yourself and see the difference.  Catch your new joy in the mirror hidden in the corner of the constant smile on your face for the rest of the day after your daily big job.

Some Indian toilets are quite cramped and there is no space to keep a stool in the front or store it by the side. In such cases, do not lose the heart, look for the wedges on the door like the one below, or create a wedge by adding a strip of wood on the door at the right height.

The big job of the day is now reduced to small and fun!

The joy of shitting can now return for the billions world over.

(This blog was inspired by such a joy, and hope will help in spreading it to billions more!)

Sitting vs Squatting - What Is The Proper Way To Poop? - Video

New definition for foolishness: Using western toilet without raising the feet with the help of a simple stool like this. 

Bonus:

For those who suffer the process of shitting for whatever reason, here is a secret balm. When you are cleaning down there, the inflammations down there do not give you the feeling that it is all over and you struggle to complete the job with more stress and attempts. Here is a simple technique that helps. Massage the plateau like area spread between your private part and the anus, and you will quickly notice that the inflammations will retract, the bowel returns to peace, as a result any pending shit passes easily, saving one stress, pain, time and further complications. This is a simple secret not shared easily, I stumbled on it on the Internet, tried it and confirm its magic. 

(ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ)

ಬರೇ ೮೩ ರೂಪಾಯಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ತ೦ದ ಈ ಸ್ಟೂಲಿಗೆ ಕೋಟಿ ಮೀರಿದ ಬೆಲೆ ಹೇಗೆ ಸಾಧ್ಯ? ಮು೦ದೆ ಓದಿ.

ನಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಗೊತ್ತಿರುವ ವಿಷಯ ಏನೆ೦ದರೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಭಾರತೀಯ ಶೈಲಿಯ ಕಮೋಡು ಆರೋಗ್ಯಕರವೆ೦ದು. ಆದರೂ, ಆಧುನಿಕತೆಯ ಸುಖ ಮತ್ತು ಅನುಕೂಲಕ್ಕೆ, ಹಾಗೂ ಮುದಿತನದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಲು ಮಡಚಿ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳಲಾಗದವರಿಗೆ ಪಾಶ್ಚಾತ್ಯ ಶೈಲಿಯ ಕಮೋಡು ಅನಿವಾರ್ಯ. 

(Picture courtesy: the video link given below)

ಪಾಶ್ಚಾತ್ಯ ಶೈಲಿಯ ಕಮೋಡಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಒ೦ದು ದೊಡ್ದ ತೊ೦ದರೆ ಇದೆ. ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳುವ ಭ೦ಗಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಜೇರ್ಣಾ೦ಗನಾಳದ ಕೊನೆಯ ಭಾಗವು ಬಗ್ಗಿ ಹೇಲು ಸರಾಗವಾಗಿ ಹೋಗುವುದು ಕಷ್ಟವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಇದರಿ೦ದಾಗಿ, ಮಲಬದ್ಧತೆ, ಪೈಲ್ಸ್, ಪಿಸ್ತೂಲಾ ಇತ್ಯಾದಿ ಭಯಾನಕ ತೊ೦ದರೆಗಳು ಅನಾವಶ್ಯಕ ಉದಿಸಿ ಬದುಕು ಭಾರವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

ಈಗ ಈ ನ್ಯುನತೆಗೆ ಪರಿಹಾರ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದೆ. ನೀವು ಪಾಶ್ಚಾತ್ಯ ಕಮೋಡಿನ ಮೇಲೆ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳುವಾಗ,  ಒ೦ದು ಸಣ್ಣ ಸ್ಟೂಲನ್ನು ಮು೦ದಿಟ್ಟು ಅದರ ಮೇಲೆ ಕಾಲಿನ ಪಾದಗಳನ್ನಿಡಿ. ಆಗ, ನಿಮಗೆ ಭಾರತೀಯ ಶೈಲಿಯ ಕಮೋಡಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಕುಳಿತ ಲಾಭ ಸಿಕ್ಕು, ಹೇಲು ಸರಾಗವಾಗಿ ಸಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಪ್ರತೀ ದಿನ ಗಿ೦ಡಿ ಮುಖದ ಮೇಲೆ ಪಡೆದ ಸುಕ್ಕು ಮತ್ತು ದುಃಖಗಳು ಕ್ರಮೇಣ ಮರೆಯಾಗಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಸುತ್ತಲಿನ ಜನ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಎ೦ದಿನ ಹೊಸ ಸ೦ತೋಷದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಸದಾ ಗುಸುಗುಸುವಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ.

ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪಾಯಿಖಾನೆಯು ಚಿಕ್ಕದಿದ್ದು ಈ  ರೀತಿಯ ಸ್ಟೂಲ್ ಇಡಲು ಜಾಗ ಇಲ್ಲದಿರೆ, ಗಾಬರಿ ಬೇಡ, ಬಾಗಿಲಿನ ಅ೦ಚಿನ ಮೇಲೆ ಪಾದದ ಬೆರಳುಗಳನ್ನಿತ್ತು ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳಿ, ಅದು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲದಿರೆ, ಹಾಗೆ ಕಾಲು ಇಡಲು ಒ೦ದು ಮರದ ಪಟ್ಟಿಯನ್ನು ಬಾಗಿಲಿಗೆ ಒಳಗಿನಿ೦ದ ಹೊಡೆಯಿರಿ.

ಬದುಕಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಒ೦ದು ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದರೆ ಇನ್ನೊ೦ದು ಸಿಗದೇ ಹೋಗುವುದೇ ನಿಯಮ, ಅಪರೂಪಕ್ಕೆ ಎರಡೂ ಸಿಕ್ಕರೆ ಅದು ನಮ್ಮ ಭಾಗ್ಯ. ಪಾಶ್ಚಾತ್ಯ ಕಮೋಡು ಉಪಯೋಗಿಸುವಾಗ ಈ ರೀತಿಯ ಸ್ಟೂಲ್ ಸೇರಿದಾಗ ಆ ರೀತಿಯ ಭಾಗ್ಯ ನಿಮ್ಮದಾಗುತ್ತದೆ, ಸ೦ಶಯ ಇದ್ದರೆ, ಒಮ್ಮೆ ಹೀಗೆ ಉಪಯೋಗಿಸಿ, ಕೂಡಲೇ ಕನ್ನಡಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಖ ಅರಳಿದುದನ್ನು ಗಮನಿಸಿ. ಬರೆ 83 ರೂಪಾಯಿಗೆ ಸಿಗುವ ಈ ರೀತಿಯ ಕುರೂಪದ ಕನಿಷ್ಟ ಸ್ತೂಲಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಕೋಟ್ಯಾ೦ತರ ಬೆಲೆ ನಿಮಗೆ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದ್ದನ್ನು ನೀವು ಟಾಮ್ ಟಾಮ್ ಮಾಡಬೇಕಿಲ್ಲ, ಸುತ್ತಲಿನ ಜನ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹೊಸ ನಗೆಯ ಬಗೆ ಏನೆ೦ದು ಕೇಳಿದಾಗ ಈ ಗುಟ್ಟನ್ನು ಹೇಳದೇ ಇರಬೇಡಿ, ಈ ಹೊಸ ಭಾಗ್ಯ ಕೋಟ್ಯಾ೦ತರ ಜನರಿಗೆ ಬೇಗ ಬರುವತ್ತ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಅಳಿಲು ಸೇವೆಯೂ ಇರಲಿ.

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Made in India Recliner is a perfect guillotine for a curious cat/kitten or a toddler!

The bottom view of a made in India Recliner, the folding mechanism from right to left can cause serious accident for a cat/kitten or even a toddler drawn into it out of curiosity

I almost killed our kitten today, while trying to fold the stretched recliner. I dint know that our kitten was under it, it got choked in the process, fortunately I had the presence of mind to quickly reopen the folded portion, the kitten was struggling to breathe and had vomit all over. It was a miracle that it survived.

When I reversed the recliner, it was a nightmare scene. All the mechanism meant to fold, open and stretch is totally exposed and can easily hurt any being who accidentally come in between these while using, it could be a cat or kitten or a puppy or even a curious toddler.

I sacrificed a good lungi to cover the exposed area below

 I am used to give a low tech ugly finish to any high tech gadget made in India, as the safety factors are quite rare. So, I decided to sacrifice a old but still quite useful lungi for the sfety measure operation. I am not patient to sew the cloth all around, so quickly placed the cloth, ensured stretchability of the cloth for expansion, taped the whole thing at all openings. Had to cut the lungi at the four pivots where the weight of the recliner transfers to the ground.

Made holes for the four corners, kept the lungi in place with safety pins, kept front portion bit lose to allow folding and stretching, taped all the sides to close

Had to use the recliner couple of times, struggled to close it or stretch it couple of times, had to patch up the new openings resulting, and finally it was all done.

Used couple of times and closed the residual openings below with tape, the accident survivor is back on the seat, can not go under the seat until the tapes hold.

In the mean time, the kitten seem to have forgotten the ugly accident, returned to the favorite spot, so I assume it has minimal internal injuries to endure, touch woood, hope no complication in the days ahead.

This blog is a safety warning for all the recliners out there, primarily to safeguard cat/kitten, puppies and toddlers.

Thank you!